7 Suction Toys So Good, You Might Just Cheat

We put each one through its paces — from that tingly buzz to the kind of toe-curling suction that’d make you cancel plans — all so you can swap the guilty fantasies for pure, unfiltered pleasure. No shame, no pressure, just good craic with your own body. Picture this: gentle pulses of air that feel suspiciously like the real thing. Adjustable settings that suit your every whim. And enough power to make even the most cynical among us whisper, “Jesus, did that just happen?”